Sniper Negs

MYSTERY: Aww, your nose wiggles when you talk. It's soooo cute!

Your nose wiggles when you laugh... It’s so cute, do it again.

MYSTERY: Ah, that's so funny… Your nose wiggles when you speak. [Point and be cute.] Look there it goes again… It's so… Quaint… Heeheehee look!

STYLE: Hey, look, you got some lint on your shirt.

LOVEDROP: You blink a lot when you talk.

Your pupils are SO dilated right now.

Aww, you just spat at me.

(Motion to her nose as if you are warning her she has a booger hanging from it.)

You got a boogie.

You've got an eye crusty.

You've got a little something in your teeth.

Ew, your palms are sweaty.

MYSTERY: Ew, your hands are sweaty… Ewww! Where have your hands been? No, don't tell me, I do not WANT to KNOW.

You've got something in your ear.

You need to wash that dress already.

Hey... You've got eye crusties. OMG. Don't worry about it. You're not out to impress ME. Anyway I'm sure that some guys LIKE eye crusties.

You have man hands.

You talk a lot.

MYSTERY: OMG, are you actually wearing sweatpants? That's like GIVING UP.

Those shoes look like they must be really comfortable.

You have such gorgeous hair... Like Lassie’s.

Wow, that's a cute ring... Where did you get it? A McDonald’s Happy Meal?

OMG, those are pretty earrings. I didn't know Toys R' Us sold jewelry.

That is a lovely huge purse... You don't have some poor dog named Precious in there suffocating to death, do you?

STYLE: You have some food or something on your cheek there (wipes it off). There, it's gone now.

LOVEDROP: Those are the coolest shoes! My mom has the exact same pair!