Keeps You Waiting Outside

You pick her up at home, and she either leaves you waiting outside for more than ten minutes, or lets you into the house and keeps chatting on the phone while completely ignoring you. Let her finish the call, and as soon as she hangs up, say something like:

Can I ask you something?

She answers.

Are you being rude on purpose to test me, or are you just an idiot?

She answers.

Don't keep me waiting again, okay? I treat you with respect, and I expect you to do the same for me. Do you understand?

She answers.

Good. Let's see how much you respect me.

At that moment, grab her and kiss her passionately. If possible, try to fuck her right then and there.