Red Bull Routine

Do you know why it’s called Red Bull?

There was this Unicorn in the forest who was lost and wondered why she was the only one of her kind. So she set out on a quest to find other Unicorns like her.

On the quest she ended up running into a magic fair and at this magic fair, there was a wizard. And the wizard told her, "The reason there are no unicorns left is because they were all chased to sea by a Red Bull.” So the wizard turned her into a beautiful woman to protect her from the Red Bull.

The woman then ended up falling in love with a prince whose castle the Red Bull lived in. And she had a choice between being alone but in love or being a unicorn and being with the other unicorns for all eternity... She chose to be a Unicorn and got chased to sea by the Red Bull.

So Red Bull is actually Unicorn piss.