Let Grandma Buy You Jeans

I dropped by my mom’s recently; she lives with my grandmother and takes care of her. While we were talking, I noticed grandma looking at my jeans. I was wearing some stylish ripped jeans... I wondered why she was staring at my pants like that. Odd.

Then my mom left the room to check on something. My grandmother waited until she had gone far enough, leaned over to me and whispered softly: "Dear, let grandma buy you some new jeans."

This is where women usually gasp loudly.

So I had to explain that this is just the fashion now, it's the style.