The 5 Questions Game

The 5 Questions Game

Hey, have you ever played 5 Questions?

WOMAN: No/ What's that?

Okay, the rules are simple: I ask you five questions, and all you have to do is answer them WRONG. Got it? Okay, first question, uh... [think for a moment] What street are we on?

WOMAN:

Okay [think for a moment], what building are we in?

WOMAN:

Okay [think for a moment], what did you have for breakfast this morning?

WOMAN:

Okay, [think REALLY hard for moment or two], uh … [looks confused] shit, how many was that?

Now, one of two things will happen here: she will either answer you correctly (three), which means she loses, or she will be clever and purposely answer it wrong.

WOMAN: Three.

OH! Got ya!

WOMAN: What?

You have to answer the question WRONG silly! [Laugh a little, then stack forward]

OR...

WOMAN: Um… Seven.

Ah shit [look defeated]. Have you played this before?

WOMAN: Haha yay! No I've never played it!

OHH! Got ya with the fifth one! Five questions!

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