Twirl Routine

Here... twirl for me twirl her You’re cute and you can dance. Awesome, you’re my new girlfriend... Wait a minute... What did you say your name was? That’s what I thought you said, I KNEW this was too good to be true. I can’t even talk to you now.

Girl:

Why??

My ex’s name was (-----------) but she was really rich. (Act excited that she may be rich.) Are you rich?

wait for answer

No? Hmmmm…. It’s a good thing my boy-band is about to explode. Don’t worry sweetie. We’ll be ok…. I’ll provide for us….. I’ll put food on the table. We’re gonna make a great couple. It’ll be really fun. We’ll join Netflix and order in cheap Chinese.

If she doesn’t twirl

You won’t twirl for me?

Her:

No

Sweetie... That Square-dancing contest is in three days! How are we ever gonna take first if we don’t practice? We all know how bratty you can get if you don’t win.