8 GirlFriends

Did I ever tell you that I have 8 girlfriends?

I have one for each day of the week and two for Sundays. They all know how to cook my favorite foods and all the correct massage techniques that I like. A few of them even take me shopping.

Listen, I know we just met, but you seem really cool. I’ve been looking for a 9th girlfriend, and you seem like you’d be perfect. Do you want to be my 9th girlfriend?

Most girls will say “I want to be #1

Ok, ok , You are a tough cookie here, listen if you can cook really good and won’t tell any of the other girls, I will make you girlfriend #6.

She will comment again.

Ok check this out, you’re a hard negotiator, if no one else finds out about this, I will make you GF# 3, but that’s my final offer.