Piercing Gambit
If a woman has an interesting piercing ...
Hey, do you get people asking if that hurt? I used to get it all the time with my lip ring. I'd get asked like 10 times a day! It's a lip piercing, of course it hurt! Here, lemme ram a piece of steel through your lip and we'll see if you feel pain.
Piercing Gambit (Part 2)
My ex was worse, she had two rows of rings down her back and ran some lace through them so her back looked like a corset. She was like a gothic model, so that sort of thing was perfectly normal. But the cool part was that you could actually pull the lace and tighten up her abdomen!