Lunch at The W Gambit

Was having lunch at The W Hotel. Asked for the check. Waiter says it's been taken care of. Looking around the place and there's only a couple of people, a couple of guys having a business lunch, a family in a booth, and this one guy at the bar. This hasn't really happened before so I figure I need to go say something to this guy. I go over and I say "Look, I'm really flattered, but I'm not... You know... Interested.”

And he looks up at me and he says with the straightest face "I have no idea what you're talking about."