Women are Evil Gambit

If you have a pen and paper or a bar napkin, sit down and write this out for them to see. It also works as a fantastic excuse to lock them in.

So not to blow my own horn or anything, but today I discovered actual mathematical proof that girls are evil, check this out...

Sit down or lock in

Everyone knows that girls mean time and money

Write: Girls = Time x money

... and as we all know, time is money

Write: Time = Money

So therefore

Write: Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And we also know that money is the root of all evil

Write: Money = √Evil

So therefore

Write: Girls = (√Evil)²

And thus

Write: Girls = Evil

Do you guys think I'll win the Nobel Prize? I probably shouldn't even be talking to you... I need to write my acceptance speech!