Let's Break Up

Sorry, it's not your fault, it's mine. I think I need some time to clear my head. Here are our breakup rules. I can see other girls, you can't see other guys. This includes sleeping with your friends.

She will probably object

Hey, you're the only one slowly losing me, so if you want to get me back, you have to follow the rules. Okay, I also expect you to do my laundry and pay the insurance on my car.

She will probably object

What do you mean?!? I didn't expect you to ask your friend to pay my insurance. I can't even start dating her. See, this is why we need to break up. You even resist compromise. I'm asking for a couple of simple, basic things, and I'm seeing how you react.

You can keep this going as long as you want because it's fun. Divide up house chores, argue about kids or pets, etc.