Let's Get Married

Do this routine after a compliment, especially if it was a silly one.

I love you, let's get married. Here’s what we’re going to do: we’ll go to Las Vegas and get married in a 24-hour chapel. Then, without stopping, we’ll go to the best restaurant, because tradition says the bride’s family pays for the wedding—hey, I’m not made of money. You know, sometimes I treat you too well...

And since you’re paying, I expect nothing but the best. I want at least a really good shirt, because you know how I am. I want to wear something that, on one hand, looks formal and strict, and on the other, says I love clubs and parties.

I also want a hotel suite with a heart-shaped jacuzzi and a bed with a vibrating mattress. And of course, I want breakfast in bed in the morning! And if you try to cheap out on me and just get me a lousy breakfast, you’re going to be in big trouble!

This routine should be delivered playfully. Take the core idea from the text and improvise.