Wit Test

This routine works well at any stage of attraction, but is especially useful at the end of the phase, because it shifts the tone of the conversation to suit you—you’re “testing” her, which is exactly what you should be doing next at the qualification stage. Also, this routine is very fun and you don't have to take it seriously. It lets her know that you have standards. If she fails, just laugh, but don't take it too far.

To her friend

I need to know, is this girl smart?

They answer. Then give her an obviously wrong fact and see if she can figure it out. For example:

Did you know that when you sleep, your heart stops every 45 minutes each night?

If she believes it, after a couple of minutes say:

You know, you failed the wit test

If she doesn’t believe it, say:

You just scored some points. You might actually be smart enough to be with me.