Masturbation in the Shower

This routine uses the classic 'routine with a twist' structure, and can be delivered as if you're just chatting. When you drop this sort of twist casually in conversation, you get a genuine laugh. It's a great example of how humor works. Comedy happens when there's a moment of surprise.

Did you know that 93% of women masturbate in the shower?

They answer

Do you know what the other 7% do?

Usually they'll say no or make a witty comment, and then you let them know they're wrong

So, you're one of those who...

Nod meaningfully