Fake Outrage

In this routine, you act outraged and behave more aggressively than you normally do. You take something the woman said—something that can be misinterpreted—and react to it passionately. For example, if she says she doesn't like the song that's playing:

You don't like this song? You know what, I can see there’s just no future for us—not only because this is my favorite song, but also because it was written by my friend. You’re insidious for not liking it, and you put me in an awkward position. I don’t think that’s cool. I’m divorcing you and I’m never speaking to you again.

Be playful. She should think you’re serious for the first few seconds, then be surprised, and then burst out laughing.