Penis Implant

Works great for a good laugh, especially in a lively environment. Lead into this routine after a conversation about silicone breasts or plastic surgery.

I don’t want to brag, but I’ve had a little plastic surgery myself and it’s awesome. I mean, it isn't cheap, but it’s really worth the money.

They respond

Well, it’s a secret. I have a penis implant. They doubled my size, now I’m 10 cm.

This routine can go on for another 10–15 minutes with women who want to see your implant. If things really heat up, they might try to pull your underwear off. You can tease them if you want, or you can just give in if you’re feeling generous.

It’s a great way to steer the conversation into sexual territory under the guise of humor. Start talking about what they've had done. If there’s a good sexual vibe between you, grab their butt or breasts to “check” if they’re real. Say you think her lips are fake and use that as an excuse to make out with her. The possibilities are endless.