Burning Car

A simple story that makes people laugh and shows that you know how to tell good stories and demonstrate value. A good example of a short, humorous routine that you should have in your arsenal.

Oh my God, the worst thing happened to me today. I was walking down the street, and I saw this car pull up to the intersection. And there's this little wisp of black smoke coming out of it, and it smells like burning oil. I look closer and see the smoke is coming from the hood, so I run over and yell, "Dude, your car's on fire."

The guy looks at me — direct eye contact — he hears me. He does this shows middle finger. And then he just drives off in his car.