Goodbye

Suitable for starting conversations about dates and relationships. You can swap out some names in this routine so it fits your own life.

Hey, I just had this huge fight with my girlfriend because she said I say goodbye to her badly on the phone.

I just like to say, “Alright, talk to you later.” I’m just used to it—we all say that.

She’s in Milan now at Fashion Week, and she started this argument because she thinks I should say “Goodbye,” then wait for her to say “Goodbye,” and then say “Goodbye” a third time. Is that crazy?