Stalker Routine

This is a routine I created last year. The start of the routine is set up like a joke. It asks a question, then immediately goes in a direction that the girl wasn't expecting. This almost gives the second sentence the feeling of a punch line. Notice how it plays out almost like a joke.

Hey, you're not a stalker are you?

Girl answers. No / Sometimes / Yes

Okay. Cause I'm actually in the market for a new stalker. My old one is getting boring and I need to trade her in for a new one.

I mean, she just wasn't creative enough. I mean, hiding in the trees while I shower, how cliche is that?

I need someone who's creative. Like if I'm taking a jacuzzi, she just pops out from under the bubbles or something. You're creative right?