David Bowie Opener

Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rockstar David Bowie is hot? Get this, my roommate’s little sister, she’s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. I’m not talking an 8x10; I’m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER!

It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She’s like 7 and he’s like 70. I’m seriously worried about my roommate’s little sister.

Variation: Use Marilyn Manson instead of David Bowie.