Belly Opener

Belly Opener #1

What’s in your belly? Pointing to someone’s stomach.

PERSON: ?

What did you eat today?

PERSON: Tacos.

I’m going to call you for the rest of the night. Have you met my friend... Taco?!

Belly Opener #2

What’s in your belly?

PERSON: ?

What are you drinking?

PERSON:

I’ve got two shots of Jäger in my belly. And do you know what they’re doing? They’re making LOVE in my BELLY!

PERSON: [Laughs]

You are so cartoony right now.