Roofie

Roofie

Only use this on hot girls. Ugly girls or average girls will freak out on you.

Walk up with a Drink in your hand and say:

Hey guys, someone handed this drink to me and it tastes kind of weird, I think maybe it’s got a roofie in it. Can you taste it to see if it’s ok? Let me know if you feel sleepy.

I hope it’s not a roofie. I’ve already been roofied 3 times this week. Women are sexual predators and they will do anything to get into my pants.