SeaFood Girl

Do you like seafood?

Girl:

Huh/yes/no

Ok check this out. When I was in 8th grade, there was this girl who would always bring weird seafood to school in a brown paper bag. It totally stunk up the whole cafeteria. She would sit there and eat squid and octopus.

It was so weird. We used to call her the weird seafood girl. And you look JUST LIKE HER.

Well, I don't know if you're her or not, but just in case you are, I want to tell you I'm sorry, cause I used to be a big bully. This one time, I took your lunch when you weren’t looking, and I dumped your squid salad into the aquarium in the science lab. I just had to admit it now that all these years have past. Can you ever forgive me?