Sexy Shoes

Hey how many pairs of shoes do you have?

I use to know this girl at work, she had hundreds of pairs of shoes and would bring a bag full of shoes to work every day. She would come into the lunchroom in the glass stripper heels and sit down next to me and say slow and sexy “What’s in your sandwich today, cutie?” All my co-workers would make fun of me because the sexy shoe girl had a crush on me.

You look just like her. I can’t tell if you’re really her, but just in case you are, I wanted to say I’m really sorry we never went on a date. I know I promised I would call you......but.... I...I....I.....lost your number.....and my car broke down....and I forgot....and um....my dog ate your number. Really sorry.