Child Support
This opener is tricky, but effective if you have the right message. It implies that you’re not putting pressure on the women you’re talking to, while you demonstrate value by making them smile. Only use this opener if the women are smiling and open to having fun.
It’s risky but effective. And it’s a lot of fun for you too, especially if you’re not good at “opinion” openers.
Hey guys, quick question. I’ve got 3 child support checks I have to pay, but I can only pay for one, because I love freedom too much and those kids don’t appreciate anything anyway.
One is from a woman who got pregnant from me. Another from her daughter. And one from my ex-wife. I don’t want to pay that bitch and her daughter, because my ex will find out and make a scene like a real bitch. And I don’t want to pay my ex, because she’s a cunt. What should I do?