Last Week's Lay

Hey I have to ask you something, but first, promise you won’t get mad.

This builds the tension and suspense.

Ok... I’m not sure how to ask you this, so I’m just gonna come right out with it, so don’t be mad at me. Did we have sex last week?

Don’t wait for an answer, just start talking faster and going into this next part.

Because you look really familiar, and I was really drunk, and I’m pretty sure it was you, and I know I said I would call you, but I lost your number, cause I left my phone in a taxi... or something... and I just wanted to tell you that I know I’m jerk for not calling, but you were really good... and... your friend was really good too.

Most girls will get the idea that this is a joke, but once in a while you will have to explain to them that you were just teasing them. Once in a while someone will take it too seriously.