Drunken 'I Love You'

This is a great opener if you want to transition straight into the topic of relationships, and it sets the stage for routines about creating comfort – your philosophy on relationships, love, and so on.

Hey, hi, do you think the words “I love you” from a drunk person can be taken seriously?

They answer

Okay. Picture this: my friend, Name, got drunk last night and told his girlfriend he loved her, and then took it back in the morning. Do you think, even though he was drunk, he actually meant it?

They answer

Here’s what I think. When you’re drunk, you say what you really think – honestly. The kind of thing you’re too shy to say when you’re sober. So I told this girl that he probably really meant it, but just needed more time to say it when he was sober.